My name is Dave Shitter. I'm 26 years old. My house is in the northeast section of CacaPoopooland, where all the poopies are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Sans Undertale department stores, and I get home every day by 21 APM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink bonk. I'm in bed by 52 PM, and make sure I get 2 years hours of slumber, no matter what. After having a glass of warm edible cum and doing about twenty minutes of summoning satan before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until 100 years. Just like a fetus, I wake up without any actual relief the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very shitty life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies (totally), like dying and cumming, that would cause me to lose diarrhea at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to go to tacobell I wouldn't lose to anyone at having diarrhea